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Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters]
| Set: | Ultimate Masters |
| Type: | Creature — Human Wizard |
| Rarity: | Common |
| Cost: | 1U |
| Colors: | U |
{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
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Frequently Asked Questions
What game is Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters] from?
Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters] is a card from Magic: The Gathering, part of the Ultimate Masters set.
What rarity is Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters]?
Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters] is a Common rarity card from the Ultimate Masters expansion in Magic: The Gathering.
What conditions is Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters] available in?
We stock Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters] in the following conditions: Near Mint, Lightly Played, Moderately Played, Heavily Played, Damaged, Near Mint Foil, Lightly Played Foil, Moderately Played Foil, Heavily Played Foil, Damaged Foil. Near Mint (NM) cards have minimal wear, while Lightly Played (LP) may show slight edge wear or minor scratches.
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